how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
Nothing better than a joint after work
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
have fun with us yahoo…
good buy
I feel so helpless, all of my friends are relapsing and there’s nothing I can do to stop it, I hate seeing the people I love suffer like I had to
